Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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