I got her a Nickelback box set.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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