i can't believe i had my finger in that
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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