question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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