What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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