i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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