i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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