I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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