I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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