It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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