Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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