I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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