No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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