My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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