Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
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We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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