Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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