This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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