: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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