That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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