I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
50% drunk capacity currently
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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