Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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