you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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