We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
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Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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