i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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