guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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