Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Randomize