just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
My penis needs a shock collar
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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