you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I love you.
Bad choice
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