so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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