if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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