Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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