Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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