After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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