And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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you inspire me to be a worse person
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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