Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I fill condoms, not promises.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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