Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
tell me about the fingering
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