Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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