marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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