Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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