They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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