Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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