What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize