I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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