this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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