your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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