i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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