Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
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I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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