Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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