You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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