he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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